... because I have got a little white van.
My mechanic checked it out yesterday and I took it for a test drive today. All went well and I'm due to collect it on Wednesday. I'm already getting excited thinking about what I'm going to do to convert it. It'll get its first camping outing at half term in June. I'm planning to use my tent but I'll try to sleep in the van at least one night to get a feel for it.
Not sure if I'll keep it white though - I might respray it orange.
Oh, and if you don't know who Mma Ramotswe is read this.